Blob works like other AI— except Blob is on YOUR SIDE.
We don't need another AI for spreadsheets. We need one for the 2 a.m. ideas, the big decisions and the thoughts that make us 1/1. Blob answers to you, not a tech giant. Zero ads. Zero data deals. Zero training on what makes you, you.
Most AI tools are built for work, on a business model that runs on your data. Blob is built for the real stuff, and your data is never on the table.
The usual
Blob
Built for
The usual: Your work life
Blob: Your real life, the stuff that makes you 1/1
Trains on your conversations
The usual: Unless you find the off switch
Blob: Never
Ads
The usual: Some already, more coming
Blob: Never
People who can read your chats
The usual: Whenever they want
Blob: No one
Could your data ever pay the bills?
The usual: Depends on this year’s policy
Blob: Never. That’s the whole point.
Built for
The usualYour work life
BlobYour real life, the stuff that makes you 1/1
Trains on your conversations
The usualUnless you find the off switch
BlobNever
Ads
The usualSome already, more coming
BlobNever
People who can read your chats
The usualWhenever they want
BlobNo one
Could your data ever pay the bills?
The usualDepends on this year’s policy
BlobNever. That’s the whole point.
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Frequently Asked Questions
A private AI thinking partner built to help you process, reflect, and figure things out — without selling your thoughts to the highest bidder. No ads. No data sales. No agenda except yours.
No — and that's the point. Blob is built to be a real thinking partner, not a yes-machine. It'll push back, ask harder questions, and challenge your assumptions when that's what actually helps you. Most AI is optimized to keep you happy and keep you scrolling. Blob is optimized to help you think more clearly — even when that's uncomfortable.
ChatGPT is a powerful tool built for productivity — and built on your data. Blob is built for you. No ads, no data training, no Pentagon contracts. Just a private thinking partner that's genuinely on your side. If you've been looking for a reason to quit, this is it.
Never. Full stop. Your conversations are yours. We don't sell them, share them, or use them to target you with anything.
If you've ever felt like AI tools were working on you instead of for you — yes. Blob is for anyone who wants a private space to think, process, and figure things out without being tracked, targeted, or monetized. You don't have to be a tech person. You just have to be a person.
The team
The people behind Blob.
Between us we've secured systems at JP Morgan, scaled brands at Red Bull and Netflix, built infrastructure inside Amazon — and sold out arenas with *NSYNC. We're a team with range, a moral compass, and a shared opinion: building AI to extract from and control people is lazy, dangerous, and frankly just not that creative. We think humanity deserves better. Blob is our answer.
